500+ Clients. $10,000,000 In Sales Made For Entrepreneurs & Companies Just Like Yours.
One Simple Service Connects It All…
When We Speak To Your Audience.
They Get The Message–And They Want More Of It.
NOT TO MENTION: Your First Copy Review Is FREE
AND Guaranteed Returned In 72 hours.
To my Future Client (and hopeful friend),
Today you’re going to discover the $10 million copywriting secret that has made every single one of my clients serious bank…
…it’s why our services have been called, “the most affordable weapon on the internet,” “a MUST for any serious marketer,” and “the cheapest investment you can make for a max return.”
…it’s why my company has posted over a 95% customer retention rate for nearly a DECADE.
…it’s also why this is the only personalized copywriting service (that’s actually affordable) for entrepreneurs who need greater profits, a simpler marketing strategy, and way stronger content.
When you want to create a rush of customers, enter new markets, and advance your sales platform, then I recommend you give serious focus to this letter, this design, every element of this sales page…
When you look closely at the value of copywriting…you’d be floored by how much one small investment in copy can profit your business (like super-small, think as little as $197).
DISCLAIMER: Reading the rest of this sales page may piss you off…
The parts of your marketing that appear simple, insignificant, or minor…the emails, landing pages, postcards, letters, and sales pages JUST like this one…
This is the stuff that will make or break your business (and its future growth). We’ve discovered that it’s worth at least a minimum $10,000,000.
When we broke $10 million in sales for our clients…most of our closest clients, mentors, and friends told us we NEEDED to charge more for our copywriting services.
Why?
Because copywriting is time consuming. It’s creatively exhausting. Not everyone can do it well. And the options are crazy limited…
You can pay Bottom-Dollar for basic copywriting that reads like a puzzle…
You can pay Top-Dollar for content not nearly as good as you expected…
We aren’t trying to act like some fancy-pants agency with 500 genius writers and golden keyboards…
Most copywriters and agencies act like there’s no other alternative to what they’re selling…
What we figured out is that when we offer stellar copy (that actually converts) to entrepreneurs like you and I–copy that we can actually afford, copy that actually turns a profit…
…people like us come back with the biggest, most urgent and important project, and we get that sucker Copy Hustled–STAT.
(Like This One Job: it turned into a multi-million dollar campaign. It was a Hyper-Rush-Order. HUGE project that came out of nowhere. We weren’t prepared for it AT ALL. And it didn’t slow us down one bit).
So after literal millions of dollars were made from our words…think we got uppity? Nope.
Think we listened to everyone telling us we should charge royalties? Nope.
Think we told the world that it was CopyHustlers™ behind the writing…or the profits? Nope.
And because we acted this way, our clients kept coming back–they introduced us to their best friends–and we couldn’t be happier…
When You Hire Copy Hustlers–You Get The Same 3 Copywriters Every Single Time.
- You’re getting three copywriters with over 25 years of combined experience…
- Three entrepreneurs who use copywriting just like you do: to reach more people and make more money…
- A small team who knows what will earn profits and what WON’T–using one of the most time-tested, low-overhead marketing options of all time.
- People who have done so much copywriting (& for so many different kinds of clients)…that we can look at your project and no doubt make it convert at a higher rate.
- Hustlers who know how to target ice-cold leads and turn them RED HOT.
- You won’t find that skillset from a Cheap-O Copywriting Farm filled with amateurs (or prices cheaper than $197).
- And you won’t get the return you seek (let alone three expert copywriters) from a top-dollar “specialist” or agency.
The Copy You Get From CopyHustlers™ Isn’t Normal.
Like Military-Grade Superfood, You Won’t Find Copy This Powerful Anywhere Else.
The greatest secrets in life are not supposed to be taken to the grave.
They’re shared with your closest friends–people you want to see succeed…
Look. We’re future friends, right?
Even if you don’t hire CopyHustlers™, we still want to tell you the secret that makes our copywriting work so well.
We want to reveal the strategy that’s profited our clients millions of dollars and earned us a 95% client retention rate…
But first, let’s take an oath:
1. You’ll only share this with your most trusted friends.
2. You’ll keep an open mind.
Okay, sweet. Here we go…
If You Want To Profit Millions From A Keyboard
The Only Thing You Need To Do
Is Write 9 Drafts In 4320 Minutes
That’s literally the secret-sauce formula we use.
72 Hours ÷ 9 Drafts = Millions.
If you’re ready to make infinitely more sales at the seat of your desk, develop a 95% customer retention rate from cold leads, sell more than $10,000,000 online of any product or service, and compete with Blue-Chip Companies that have been around for ages…
Then the only thing you need to do is pop your knuckles, stretch your fingers, and take the time to put this “secret” strategy to work.
You oathed to keep an open mind because, well, it sounds too simple–too easy…but we promise it’s EXACTLY what we’ve been doing for over a decade…
The Seller. The Inventor. The Polisher.
We Each Write Your Copy Project 3X.
Back-to-Back-to-Back.
Go ahead. Try it. In 72 hours and 9 drafts, you will witness your copy transform from basic pitter-patter to military-grade superfood…
Do that 3x a week…for a year…and you’ll have written 1,404 drafts of copy.
If you get that far, you won’t just be a skilled copywriter…you’ll start to notice some really strange things happening…
- Your fingers will be sore…
- “Markets” & “niches” will stop looking like a foreign country you have no idea how to navigate…
- You’ll realize that you don’t have to become a legend of SEO or Split-Testing to understand what makes copy convert…
- The words you write will become more sophisticated, more agile…
- Over time, the value of your writing will become a limitless resource that requires ZERO overhead to maintain (aside from quality sleep and coffee)…
Using thought alone, you can earn millions online, reach clients across the globe, and master the art of sales…
At CopyHustlers™, we have collectively drafted tens-of-thousands of copywriting projects for our clients…and it’s resulted in $10+ Million In Online Sales.
If you follow this strategy for five years, you’re looking at having written 7020 drafts of copy.
Yep. Your fingers will still be sore…
Or You Could Step Directly Into The Future
And Hire Us To Hustle Your Copy
(No-Finger Soreness Included)
How We Can Make You Serious Bank
Every Single Client Is Protected By
Our No-Worry Guarantee.
If You’re Not Satisfied. We’ll Hustle It Again For FREE.
Our No-Worry Guarantee.
If You’re Not Satisfied. We’ll Hustle It Again For FREE.
That’s right.
When you hire in CopyHusters™, this is our promise to deliver exactly what you paid for:
If you’re not satisfied, we give you ANOTHER 9x revision for FREE.
(That’s 18x total rewrites from 3 professional copywriters).
If we don’t master your project by then, then it’s FREE.
Why? Because we want you to succeed.
And we’re willing to hustle nonstop until that happens. So it’s no big deal if you come back asking for more–to make your copy even better.
All we want is the chance to make your copy STANDOUT and CONVERT. So please, don’t hold anything back…
But Here’s The Deal.
(Not Everyone Is Meant To Work With CopyHustlers™)
You aren’t hiring a pack of wild copywriters…
We’re an efficient bunch, we’ve worked together for over a decade on countless projects for nearly every imaginable kind of client…
We’re proud to have sold over $10 million in online sales for our clients…
But we aren’t just awesome at copywriting…between the 3 of us–we understand Web Design, SEO, Marketing, Sales, Coaching, Branding, Technical Manual Creation, Social Media, and virtually every kind of web-related service in existence.
After exploring these fields, working with hundreds and hundreds of awesome clients, we decided to set some guidelines for new copy clients.
Two Reasons Why We Shouldn’t Work Together…
1. Copywriting Isn’t Really What You Need
If we recognize that solid copywriting isn’t really what you need–we’ll tell you that…
Straight up.
Our mission is to make your business succeed. So if premium CopyHustling™ can’t deliver that (at least not right this second), we’ll do everything we can to explain how we came to that conclusion–and to help you out…
We’ll offer every reference, resource, and bit of knowledge our team thinks will give you what you really need, and wish you the best.
No hard feelings. No money ill-spent.
2. You Don’t Know What Your Copy Needs To Accomplish
The internet is over 25 years old…with over 4.69 million web pages…containing trillions of words.
It’s NOT an easy place to navigate.
To unleash the full advantage of your copy, you need to know exactly what its purpose is…
You need a plan.
- Are you using the copy to make sales?
- To attract new subscribers?
- To retarget former clients?
- To promote an event?
If you don’t know what your copy needs to accomplish, we can’t hustle it.
Your plan doesn’t have to be 100%, but we at least need a well-defined idea of your sales strategy and copy expectations. We need to know things like…
- Who are your ideal clients?
- When are your deadlines?
- What personality or tone do you expect?
- What exactly are you offering or promoting?
The more we know about your sales copy approach, the more effectively your copy will convert.
In the past, some clients have asked us to write “badass copy” or to “make it hit harder.”
Blegh.
Directions like this have no value–and they will not be able to meet our $10 Million Sales Copy Standards.
We simply ask that you leave the writing to us–and we’ll leave the vision up to you…
To Claim Your Free CopyHustlers™ Review:
FIRST: Fill out this form: (webform hyperlink) to give us a little overview on your project.
NEXT: Send the following items to copyreviews@copyhustlers.com:
- A Word.doc attachment (or Google Doc link) of your copy project.
- Your NAME.
- Your WEBSITE.
- Your EMAIL.
- Your CELL PHONE NUMBER.
THEN: We’ll hook you up with a smart, easy-to-implement critique–within 72 hours–that will give your copywriting an immediate performance boost.
It’s seriously THAT simple. Can’t wait to see what you’re working on!
To Hire The Full CopyHustlers™ Team For Any Kind Of Project…
Then this is easily the most affordable copywriting solution on the market today.
$197 and you’ll activate the entire team…
The Seller.
The Inventor.
The Polisher.
We’ll take turns writing your project–3x each–until we’ve written the perfect balance of sales, creative, and accuracy that your project needs to Make Serious Bank.
When your content is finished (within 72 hours), we’ll send it to you for revision.
Ready to get started?